Time Machine for Sale (Analogue3D - Funtastic [Clear] - Limited Edition)

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Picture this: You're 12 again, but now Mario 64 looks sharper than your ex's passive-aggressive texts. Analogue3D blasts every original N64 cartridge into 4K glory – that's 10x the pixels of your crusty old gray box. No more squinting through that infamous fog like you're lost in a bad acid trip. 100% compatible with ALL N64 games, region free so import Ogre Battle without the guilt, Bluetooth LE for wireless pads that won't drift like a bad Uber driver, dualband WiFi for updates faster than a speedrun, and FOUR original ports to cram your squad in for Mario Party betrayals that'll end friendships faster than a perfect Dark Link fight. Powered by pure FPGA wizardry and 3DOS – zero emulation, all hardware.

This Clear Funtastic Limited Edition sold out quicker than pizza at a LAN party (Dec 10 drop, gone in minutes). Scalpers are hawking 'em for $$600 on eBay and StockX, but I'm not a goblin.